My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.this changed my life
this is a religious experience
Blow gently on your screen
|—||Lemony Snicket (via perfect)|
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.