scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

tentacruels:

u came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

foxgrl:

i needed this a lot a lot a lot

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

dungeonsanddamsels:

ktjjj submitted:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

awdray:

M E

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

thetardis:

221cbakerstreet:

niamhistheboss:

Can we seriously take in that david tennant is on the covers of Romeo and Juliet at my school

eccleston was on the cover of my hamlet

so I stole it

Ollie: Now I don’t advocate thievery, but I’d completely understand anyone who stole these.

stevenfresco:

stevenfresco:

it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life

ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder

westbor0baptistchurch:

Stepping into a puddle with a sock.

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

fierce-x:

xxx